I’m fun to flirt with but not to date because I’m a psychopath
(Source: girlveins, via hallowedascension)
being a girl is really fucking expensive
(Source: drunktrophywife, via 4lw4ys-hope-for-the-best)
if i die my funerals gonna be the biggest fucken party and you’re all invited
if
great, the only party ive ever been invited to and he might not even die
(via whatthefuckdean)